What's the most important cheese for home repair?

I know what you're doing this weekend! 

You're fixing something in your house, aren't you?

SO GREAT!  IT'S ABOUT TIME!

Well, you do know what you need to use for any kind of home repair, don't you?





Well, instead of concrete, or calk, or pretty much any building material, WHY NOT TRY CHEDDAR!!!!

Cheddar cheese is the best cheese for any kind of DIY home repair need.

Need some convincing?  Try this poem:

When your house gets cracked and leaks
When your floorboards start to creak
When your infrastructure needs a tweak
When your shingles and tiles are getting weak
When your walls and basements begin to reek
When your parrot has hurt his beak
Flying around your house like a multi-colored streak
But crashing into walls that have begun to break
Well, it's time to fix that, like, last week!

Cracks in windows make you sneeze?
Fix that up with Cheddar cheese!
Roof leaks make you start to wail?
Use Cheddar buckets, not a pail!
Did a wall fall to the ground?
Grab bricks of cheese and go to town!
Cheddar bricks in place you'll freeze
Cementing them with nacho cheese
Cheddar bricks will make a wall
That will never ever fall
Nor leak, nor rot, nor shift, nor crack,
Dude, cheddar cheese has got your back!
Anything you need to fix?
Cheddar cheese will do the tricks!

That should convince even the hardest cheese skeptic!